i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize