what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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