i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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