God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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