But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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