Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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