Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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