I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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