we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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