Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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