I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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