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I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My brain says no but my pants say off.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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