Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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