do herpes really smell.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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