yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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