So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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