I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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