I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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