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Can we have unprotected sex soon?

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Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner

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(270): Can we have unprotected sex soon? (270): Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner http://tfl.nu/5s3c

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(908): View more from New Jersey

They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina

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(908): They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina http://tfl.nu/9jci

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I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.

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May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.

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(518): I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day. (612): May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees. http://tfl.nu/b9l3

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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.

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(814): I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party. http://tfl.nu/nrd6

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(585): View more from New York

Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.

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(585): Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night. http://tfl.nu/iu2u

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(615): View more from Tennessee

small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

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so no drinking for you?

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don't be silly

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(615): small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party (423): so no drinking for you? (615): don't be silly http://tfl.nu/xiol

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(754): View more from Florida

You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.

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(754): You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm. http://tfl.nu/ypbk

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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?

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(+44): Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong? http://tfl.nu/qz2n

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(754): View more from Florida

you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.

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(754): you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence. http://tfl.nu/syql

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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good

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(863): I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good http://tfl.nu/hwo6

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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?

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(949): She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours? http://tfl.nu/0ch8

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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..

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(414): Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well.. http://tfl.nu/jvza

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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?

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(817): The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen? http://tfl.nu/1u3n

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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.

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(574): I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both. http://tfl.nu/vmyj

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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...

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(250): We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID... http://tfl.nu/i2zd

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