I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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