I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
there was a trapeze. enough said
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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