so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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