she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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