Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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