i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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