Is it because I queefed?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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