I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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