So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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