Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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