can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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