bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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