margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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