She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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