Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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