is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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