How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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