I hate your face
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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