My Higher Power is John Stamos
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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