Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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