WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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