you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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