Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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