Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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