i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
worst night to have a conscience
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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