Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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