I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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