Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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It'll be a kids book
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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