Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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