How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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