More tranny stories later!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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